Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
#Things that sound perfect normal to us but insane to everyone else
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
when will parents understand that in some games you can save whenever you want and in some games you cant
in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
literally sex in a picture
michael clifford a million girls want your body